11/18/2004

manonaise anyone?

Categories: food, internet, sex » jamie @ 5:51 pm

no.. that wasnt a typo. the other nite on irc i saw a random url posted. followed with “wtf??? :) ” , the url pretty much says it all so i checked it out.

Cooking With Cum – http://www.cookingwithcum.com

at first i wasnt exactly sure if it was a hoax or not. i looked through the forum, since thats all that existed, and came across the forum rules. the more i read the forum the more i realized, these people are fucking serious. some recipes even showed pictures of the final food product, jizm and all. another guy had a picture of his jizm and asked if the consistency was good to cook with.

i was reading aloud some of the recipe names and its contents to joel and he found it quite amusing himself. some of the posts were funny, others were borderline sketch and far too many were just.. so casual that it was almost creepy.

casual about eating cum in your food? there was even a poll asking people if they have ever served cum in their food to ppl without their knowledge. one lady said yes, she fed it to her step son and he loved it and had no idea. what the hell is wrong with these people. i mean if you wanna put semen in your food and eat it thats one thing, but feeding someone unbeknown to them is just filthy and wrong. it reminds me of the urban legend regarding the lady who ordered Chinese food only to wake up the next morning with a massive rash and sores all over her mouth. when they examined her last consumed meal it was full of 5 different types of semen and unfortunately one of them was infected with an STD.

not that im any kind of aficionado on the culinary aspects of semen.. but i cant see it working well with water and heat.

i guess you can be the judge!

-j

Powered by WordPress