no.. that wasnt a typo. the other nite on irc i saw a random url posted. followed with “wtf??? ” , the url pretty much says it all so i checked it out.

Cooking With Cum – http://www.cookingwithcum.com

at first i wasnt exactly sure if it was a hoax or not. i looked through the forum, since thats all that existed, and came across the forum rules. the more i read the forum the more i realized, these people are fucking serious. some recipes even showed pictures of the final food product, jizm and all. another guy had a picture of his jizm and asked if the consistency was good to cook with.

i was reading aloud some of the recipe names and its contents to joel and he found it quite amusing himself. some of the posts were funny, others were borderline sketch and far too many were just.. so casual that it was almost creepy.

casual about eating cum in your food? there was even a poll asking people if they have ever served cum in their food to ppl without their knowledge. one lady said yes, she fed it to her step son and he loved it and had no idea. what the hell is wrong with these people. i mean if you wanna put semen in your food and eat it thats one thing, but feeding someone unbeknown to them is just filthy and wrong. it reminds me of the urban legend regarding the lady who ordered Chinese food only to wake up the next morning with a massive rash and sores all over her mouth. when they examined her last consumed meal it was full of 5 different types of semen and unfortunately one of them was infected with an STD.

not that im any kind of aficionado on the culinary aspects of semen.. but i cant see it working well with water and heat.

i guess you can be the judge!

-j

jason complained my blogs are too nerdy. dont worry jason im sure ill start blogging more casual stuff as i slowly become consumed with WoW and have finished building out my entire site.

so after a phone conversation today with a client, we discussed all the problems we were facing with the website and she just finally agreed, fuck os9 users and their browser problems, lets move forward using technology that doesnt suck!

for those of you who arent so fortunate, i pity you, but i guess all lessons are good lessons. i got to revisit how shitty ie5 is and moreover, the problems with mac ie5.

things to consider when developing a website and you need compliance with mac ie5 in os9, and things to consider if you have a mac and for some godforsaken reason, you dont want to upgrade to osx. things to consider when you have to develop for windows ie 5.1 and windows ie 5.5.

• mac ie 5.0, 5.2.3 does not support flash transparency
• mac ie 5.0, 5.2.3, win ie 5.5 does not support background layer transparency
• os9 browser options are limited, there is an old mozilla build, 1.2.1, however due to lack of developer interest and resources it never got beyond that
• mac ie 5.0, 5.2.3 does not support many forms of javascript and breaks commonly used javascripts, including dreamweavers rollover (specifically the body onload pre cacheing of images)
• all forms of ie 5.* break the crap out of css2

there was a time when i created many websites to function appropriately in ie5, considering it was the browser of choice in 1999, but since then browsers have come a long way… a long long way, even ie6 itself has vastly improved, regardless of how much you hate it.

in the end, i urge mac users to upgrade to osx and use safari or firefox and avoid using ie5.*. I urge the entire world to upgrade..

-jamie