jamie tomiko hiyama


Jamie was born and raised in fuedal japan, trained as a ninja specializing in katana mastery. upon reaching her 24th winter she was brutally (yet tastefully) assassinated only to be reborn immortal.

web producer by day, secret ninja assassin by night, secretly fascinated with vampires, kittens, cars, the color purple, and secret baking recipes. with her agile wrists from thousands of years in sword training, she focuses the same technique into video games, painting, knitting, and typing. her story is far from over, maybe one day she'll tell it all.

jamie left hawaii in 1997 and moved to california where her fabulous yet unlucky sister had the misfortune to help guide her out of her troublesome teen angst years into young adulthood. she has lived in LA, Orange County, San Diego, Bay Area, and Central Coast Monterey over the past 10 years but has inevitably settled in Irvine, California. her better half, born and raised in the god forsaken OC has convinced her that a happy suburban lifestyle is to be her next great journey in life.

her fabulous well to do older sister with her punk rock, balls to the wall, chef extrordinare husband left her to conquer california alone and settled on a slow and steady monopoly on all hawaii homes! in hawaii they live near their samurai pops big DUKE, brother Daniel with his gorgeous wife charise and bratty yet amazing kids Sage the roxy hottie and Skyler the little Duke and heir to the Hiyama name.

when not out serving justice and slicing down some baddies, jamie enjoys chatting online with her friends, taking pictures, painting, folding complex geometric origami or origami stars, obsessing over her kitten, admiring the color purple, watching a retarded amount of television, trying to make a living, and continuing her on going diobalical lifes mission to figure out how to keep kittens as kittens. kittens? why kittens? TO KILL YOU ALL WITH CUTENESS.